The Bipolar Otaku

Yeah, I knew it was coming. I was already warned several times. Worst of all, I volunteered for it 8 months ago, but it wasn't my fault I was drunk. Well, okay maybe it was, but still. But anyway, all that being said, I was asked to be my brother's best man. In case you didn't catch the full implication of that, I'll spell it out. He just got engaged yesterday, and now he asked me to be the best man. It's funny, though. I still remember what was going through my head on St. Patrick's Day. That day, not even realizing they were starting to date already, I was thinking, "What if those two hooked up? What would I say at the reception?" And when I got really drunk and my brother thought I said something that sounded like I still liked her, he pulled me aside and all I could do was laugh and say "It would be the greatest honor if I could be your best man." What can II say, I was drunk. Anyway, I agreed not to tell any drunk stories about her (specifically St. Paddy's Day), but I guess I'm still fair game.

"To alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson